Danny Polishchuk

Editor at Hard Money

Editor of Hard Money. 

What I look for in a pitch

5 pitches max please and just needs to be funny. Please make sure format and style are similar to links below or go visit the site www.hard-money.net

All freelance articles are paid at a rate of $30 per headline.

Tiny Houses: The Amazing Real Estate Trend I Forced My Family Into After Subbing to WallStreetBets

Is This The Next Amazon? I Just Lost All My Life Savings, So No, I Guess It's Not

How I Recuperated From $100,000 in Day Trading Losses By Calling Them Stonks And Letting Irony Numb Me

Last Three Remaining Members of $TSLAQ Release 45-Page Report That Elon Musk Is Anti-Christ

Are We in a Bull Market or a Cuckold Market?

Guy Who Was "Making a Killing On Robinhood" Doesn't Bring It Up Anymore

I read everything, but only get back when something piques my interest

Calls for submission

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Submission Packet for Hard Money
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Looking for 5 Hard Money headline ideas in AP news style satire format.