Editor of Hard Money.
5 pitches max please and just needs to be funny. Please make sure format and style are similar to links below or go visit the site www.hard-money.net
All freelance articles are paid at a rate of $30 per headline.
Tiny Houses: The Amazing Real Estate Trend I Forced My Family Into After Subbing to WallStreetBets
Is This The Next Amazon? I Just Lost All My Life Savings, So No, I Guess It's Not
How I Recuperated From $100,000 in Day Trading Losses By Calling Them Stonks And Letting Irony Numb Me
Last Three Remaining Members of $TSLAQ Release 45-Page Report That Elon Musk Is Anti-Christ
Are We in a Bull Market or a Cuckold Market?
Guy Who Was "Making a Killing On Robinhood" Doesn't Bring It Up Anymore
Looking for 5 Hard Money headline ideas in AP news style satire format.