Bill Conway

Editor-in-Chief at The Hard Times

What I look for in a pitch

I try to write pass notes for each submission

Calls for submission

Comedy respond
General Submissions
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If you sit around thinking to yourself "The Hard Times is dumb as fuck, I could write that shit in my sleep." Well prove it. Send us 5 of your best headlines and if we like what we see then you will be added to our pool of contributors. 

Show us your deep knowledge of music subcultures, understanding of pit etiquette, and excellent band references. Submit anytime, and if you don't hear back right away try pitching again. We are looking forward to seeing what you come up with.